Defending humanity against outrageous doomsday scenarios

[Isabella]

We will be exploring in this thread outrageous doomsday scenarios and how you would go about defending humanity against them.

I'll start with the first, we'll change scenarios when the answers get boring

Scenario one:

The almighty flying spaghetti monster is real and he's angry at the humans who have been eating his tentacles for years so he decided to consume us all. You are the prophet foretold by the ancient ones, how would you go about saving humanity from his rage?

 

[𓍝𓂀𓄃𓇼]

I would build my house over a natural volcanic lake.
The mofo would be cooked and lean before he gets to me.

 

[loubnaniTO]

Molten cheese!

 

[dyyyy]

We will be exploring in this thread outrageous doomsday scenarios and how you would go about defending humanity against them.

I'll start with the first, we'll change scenarios when the answers get boring

Scenario one:

The almighty flying spaghetti monster is real and he's angry at the humans who have been eating his tentacles for years so he decided to consume us all. You are the prophet foretold by the ancient ones, how would you go about saving humanity from his rage?

All these decades we've been using pitchforks for the wrong threats.
This is its time to shine!
All who's with me grab your pitchforks,
For the aristocrats between us, you can also bring a shovel




Can one of you have this tattooed on my arm ?

 

[Isabella]

Anyone have another scenario in mind ?

 

[dyyyy]

Wouhooo we won!!


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[dyyyy]

Anyone have another scenario in mind ?

Ok Here goes.

A tsunami of peas is coming to drown the world

Just a little back story :

Until now there have been small attacks on enemies letting them choke on peas but after seeing how people think, The Queen of Bazella decided that it's not worth it and she will end humanity by drowning them in Bazellas.

P.S : Be careful if you try to negotiate with QoB she looks nice but she's deadly (and whatever you do DO NOT call her "sweet pea").

 

[Steven Gerrard]

We will be exploring in this thread outrageous doomsday scenarios and how you would go about defending humanity against them.

I'll start with the first, we'll change scenarios when the answers get boring

Scenario one:

The almighty flying spaghetti monster is real and he's angry at the humans who have been eating his tentacles for years so he decided to consume us all. You are the prophet foretold by the ancient ones, how would you go about saving humanity from his rage?

he is already here!! please have mercy!

 

[Isabella]

Ok Here goes.

A tsunami of peas is coming to drown the world

Just a little back story :

Until now there have been small attacks on enemies letting them choke on peas but after seeing how people think, The Queen of Bazella decided that it's not worth it and she will end humanity by drowning them in Bazellas.

P.S : Be careful if you try to negotiate with QoB she looks nice but she's deadly (and whatever you do DO NOT call her "sweet pea").

Muahahaha bow down pesky humans to the might of my peas

 

[Iron Maiden]

Ok Here goes.

A tsunami of peas is coming to drown the world

Just a little back story :

Until now there have been small attacks on enemies letting them choke on peas but after seeing how people think, The Queen of Bazella decided that it's not worth it and she will end humanity by drowning them in Bazellas.

P.S : Be careful if you try to negotiate with QoB she looks nice but she's deadly (and whatever you do DO NOT call her "sweet pea").

a bit of carrots, tomato sauce, la7me mafroume and cinammon with a sidedish of uncle bens rice and my grandma’s rosto, and i’ll eat your whole pea tsunami free of charge.

 

[dyyyy]

Muahahaha bow down pesky humans to the might of my peas

I guess we only had 1 martyr (with a full stomach)....Humanity lost!

I'll start the arrangements to hand over Earth

 

[Rafidi]

I would build my house over a natural volcanic lake.
The mofo would be cooked and lean before he gets to me.

Is there an artificial volcanic lake?

 

[Mrsrx]

Step 1: Fly to Italy and look in the ancient books and gather as much information as possible on Pasta! only to find out it was invented in China
Step 2: Go to china and befriend a local chinese pasta master trained in the elder ways
Step 3: Train your self by swimming in tomato sauce and catching flying spaghetti tentacles with chop sticks
Step 4: go to the pastafarian church with the official headgear and infiltrate the organization
Step 5: become the leader of the pastafarian church with your supreme knowledge picked up in italy and china and your mastery of the art of Bologne-Fu
Step 6: Pray to meet the Spaghetti monster...Pray like you mean it!!
Step 7: Invite the Spaghetti monster to a pool party
Step 8: little did he know it is your tomato sauce pool....
Step 9: grab him with the chopsticks and drown it like there is no tomorrow
Step 10: Invite all your italian and chinese friends you met along the journey to help you get rid of the evidence and the remnants of the church!

Easy!