Food Porn

[Dr. Strangelove]

Hey, you.

You, over there in the "Users Who Are Viewing This Thread" section.

I see you lurking there. It's cool. I won't tell anyone.

Enjoy.

Note - Don't hesitate to include recipes if you're feeling kinky!

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Some wonderfully sleazy creations from the sadly now-defunct PornBurger.me:

 

[Myso]

Khayye some of us here are trying to lose weight and stick to 1500 calories per day. Don't ruin that.

 

[The Bidenator]

Khayye some of us here are trying to lose weight and stick to 1500 calories per day. Don't ruin that.

That's 500 calories gained just looking and lusting over these burgers.

 

[Myso]

That's 500 calories gained just looking and lusting over these burgers.

It's porn, there's 500 calories lost when I whack off to it.

 

[GrumpForTrump]

Some wonderfully sleazy creations from the sadly now-defunct PornBurger.me:

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They do nothing for me. Too greasy and messy to eat.

But then again, straight guys will eat anything.

 

[Orangina]

ان صحن مجدرة ومدردرة مع القليل من الفجل... وصحن اخر من القرنبيط المقلي... اعظم من كل هذه البرغر المستوردة من الغرب الكافر

ولكن انتم تحبون الاجانب... ما ذا نستطيع ان نقول؟

ملاحظة هامة: قول في ناس صايمة وقاطعة يا عزيزي؟

 

[SeaAb]

 

[Joe tayyar]

Wow! You have put all the food porn positions in couple of pics lol

 

[Orangina]

في هذا الوضع الصعب... والناس ما معها تاكل
@SeaAb posting those pic?

SeaAb plz resign

 

[Orangina]

Froot Loops are all the same flavor but different colorsb

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

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Froot Loops are all the same flavor but different colorsb

Used to finish a whole box in one sitting and poop rainbows for the rest of the week.

My favorite cereal, however, is this:

Golden Grahams. It's been ages since I found a box at a local supermaket, sadly.

 

[Orangina]

Used to finish a whole box in one sitting and poop rainbows for the rest of the week.

My favorite cereal, however, is this:
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Golden Grahams. It's been ages since I found a box at a local supermaket, sadly.

the same goes for m'ms too... different colors.. same flavour.. but for an unknown reason the blue mnemeyeh was my favorite

 

[SAVO]

 

[SAVO]

 

[SAVO]

 

[SAVO]

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Recipe: Sanguinaccio dolce (sweet blood and chocolate cake)

Curtis Luk, executive chef of CIBO Trattoria in Vancouver, shares his recipe for a truly decadent dessert from his Halloween fixed menu.

globalnews.ca

 

[SAVO]

Ingredients​

• 1 litre fresh pig’s blood
• 150g cooled cooked rice (over cooked is best because it has absorbed as much liquid as it can and will help keep the pudding moist)
• 150g rolled oats (not instant)
• 300g pork fat, cut into small cubes
• 1 small onion, finely diced
• ½ tsp nutmeg
• ½ tsp salt
• A few grinds of black pepper

Method​

• 1.
  Preheat your oven to 175C.
• 2.
  Grease a 40cm-long baking tin.
• 3.
  Mix all ingredients - except the blood - in a large bowl, ensuring it's mixed well.
• 4.
  In a separate bowl whisk the blood briefly, then pour it over the rice mixture through a fine sieve. Fold in the blood.
• 5.
  Pour the mixture into the baking tin making sure all the solids are evenly distributed. Bake for 45 mins.
• 6.
  The blood pudding is done when a skewer comes out clean (as it would with a cake). If it's not done, put it back in the oven and keep testing it every 5 mins.
• 7.
  Remove from the oven and cool to room temperature.
• 8.
  To serve, cut into rectangles and fry until slightly crispy and warmed through.

 

[SAVO]

what is it ?

 

[SAVO]

thats expensive though .. Jamòn iberico