Haha that's funny.I went to a Catholic School. I used to attend mass every Monday, until the devil hedeneh.
Being a non-Christian kid, I was allowed to attend but was told not to eat the chips thingy. I still hold a grudge against them for denying me a bite out of Jesus' body.
But fortunately now I can afford to buy Pringles and can eat as many Jesuses as I want.
I didn't care much about the bread, the wine is my weakness.
If they give a full glass, I would attend Masses all day continuous. Hell you pay for music and wine in real life.