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Isabella

The queen of "Bazella"
Orange Room Supporter
Meet Iso, the foul-mouthed brat from Zahleh,
Like they say in Lebanese dialect, "mfa7leh".

Debating her is as fun as stepping on a Lego,
Who in his right mind would get this woman prego?

A control freak beyond repair,
won't even let her husband buy his own underwear.

Ran for the election to become moderator.
But Jo was like "later, alligator!"

When she's not picking fights,
she's defending animal rights.
You'd think she's a vegetarian Hindu from Agra.
How ironic from a woman who loves her foie gras.

She rants about global warming like she's on menopause
expecting to be met with a round of applause
Perhaps she should give her bean diet a pause
We all know that cow farts are a major cause.

The precious little gay guy who thinks he's controversial
When everyone knows his ignorance is universal
Self hating motherf*cker or should I say father?
Read through these lines b!tch and witness your slaughter
You think you can step to me and come out on top
Got news for you boy, your stupid rhymes are a flop
Relying on crutches and a moronic little stunt
That's neither brave nor courageous, gotta be blunt
Rather a transparent front for a bankrupt silly c*nt.
I'll make your n word valid and let you call me mastah
I mean I do own you, you stupid little basta
no r and no d, those are your specialty
Not out of pleasure but for necessity
Lost tiny man looking for his identity
Relying on sucking and rim jobs
Fetishizing black men and pulling only Jim bobs.
Ignorant little troll who doesn't believe in evolution
You're exactly the reason we need a scientific Revolution
So many illiterates who think facts are an opinion
When they are nothing but a pawn or rather a mindless minion
For big oil and big pharma and the rest of the corporate gang
Brainwashed so much they may as well live in Pyongyang.
Your opinions are not smart and you're definitely not edgy
Just the same old pathetic boy who earned himself a wedgie
I feel a bit bad for you though, I pity the fool
Who thinks just plain ignorance is so f*cking cool.
I'm sick of you now, along with your other personality
Bring it back to your head, remove its identity
Can barely believe we share the same nationality
But then again idiots are not an abnormality
Einstein did say human stupidity is infinite
Except your relationship with it is really quite intimate!
You rely on bells and whistles and stupid crutches
Because deep down there's no substance
Just a single thought in clutches
And a great big cognitive dissonance
So many people in your head it must be rough...

Peace out boy I've had enough 😘
 

Elvis left the building

Legendary Member
OGs in the 90s were all about them dollars bills and booty b-tches
But Me Homey im no OG, nor do i have an inferiority complex u see,
So i'm all about those sick 9gag memes and blasting phonies

I notice so many people these days claiming to be PC
What u PC about G when ur mouth is so full of daily dozes of rainbow Ds..

So many white knights and their amazonian queens in Insta feeds
U'd think mediaval europe went to mama africa and they both fumbled around in awkward orgies

Telling me lessons each time i open my browser about gender pronouns and gender neutral bathrooms
Dissing me for oppressing you with my magical privilege and patriarchy while i browse on my phone on my toilet seat

Damn it son i work hard selling sht to just survive these retard streets
No one put nice gold on my neck, rearend f-cked me after a candle lit romantic dinner and gave me nice free things

The only thing i'm oppressing here is my free time that i could have spent instead chilling, wanking off, smoking weed and not working
Half of us out here couldnt care less who orange trump f-cked or whose kardashian ass is the biggest

Gentlemen are indeed extinct, the only nice guys are sociapath in training
Never trust a guy ladies that doesnt publicly appreciate nice tits

Also LGBTQ+ is not my thing, im more into FPS with QWERTY
Whatever floats your boat is fine by me as long as you dont preach me like another molesting priest

Everybody is a failure in relationships
But not all of us celebrate this sh-t thats all im saying

I like normal people tbh, so i hang out with the last of the Mohicans
All good tho, quality over quantity, it's 2020 i need it
I like my work so i dont have time for the latest dumb #cuntery that is trending

So just remember next time you feel the urge to virtue signal preach like the inquisition on social media streams
Boy i got bored sperm in my balls right now that got better things to do than you with ur stupid sh-t
 

Isabella

The queen of "Bazella"
Orange Room Supporter
Huh? What? What’d you say?
Hold up, hun, I’m sure your man is gay,
Come on, girl, the grass is always greener,
Bend that down, why don’t you meet my wiener?

Personality, pff, I can read you like a book,
I can guess your bank account, before you even look,
You’re average, you’re bland, need I say more?
But you got potentional to be the group whore.

Isa-B, Isa-B,
Can we see your bizza-b,
I’m sure it ain’t that special, but that’s okay,
We got the time to practice all day.

I’m gone, I’m loose, I’m on a whole ‘nother level,
I got shooters in the streets, I’m friends with the devil,
I am the King, there’s no one above me,
So just quit frontin,’ and make me a sammy. 🥪

The newbie speaks again oh what a bliss
Opens his mouth and it's nothing but piss
You think going sexual makes a diss?
Need to work harder, your rhymes are a miss
You dug yourself further into the abyss
Like MC hammer said, you can't touch this!

Superficial at best and lacking in flair
They say you're hirsute you have so much hair
I'd rather be dead than have a meaningless affair
With someone so deprived he'd maul me like a bear
Brags about his prowess but humps like a hare

You're so desperate for some action you want me to give you head
Even though I'm bland and average, nothing special as you said
You're so repulsive to me, even your touch I dread
I'd sooner take radiation with no shield of lead.
Between jumping off a cliff and being in your bed
As I told you before, I'd rather be dead!

Isa-b Isa-b
Floats like a butterfly and stings like bee
As Ali once said, so you better flea.
If you want my attention you better be a pea
Instead of just having one for a brain
You're so brain dead it's quite insane

This is my reign, I've said it already
Save yourself some pain and grab your teddy
Nothing you can gain not even a Mani pedi
You better quit while I'm ahead, you're becoming unsteady.
Bite the dust mister just like Freddie 😘
 
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Dr. Strangelove

Nuclear War Expert
Staff member
The newbie speaks again oh what a bliss
Opens his mouth and it's nothing but piss
You think going sexual makes a diss?
Need to work harder, your rhymes are a miss
You dug yourself further into the abyss
Like MC hammer said, you can't touch this!

Superficial at best and lacking in flair
They say you're hirsute you have so much hair
I'd rather be dead than have a meaningless affair
With someone so deprived he'd maul me like a bear
Brags about his prowess but humps like a hare

You're so desperate for some action you want me to give you head
Even though I'm bland and average, nothing special as you said
You're so repulsive to me, even your touch I dread
I'd sooner take radiation with no shield of lead.
Between jumping off a cliff and being in your bed
As I told you before, I'd rather be dead!

Isa-b Isa-b
Floats like a butterfly and stings like bee
As Ali once said, so you better flea.
If you want my attention you better be a pea
Instead of just having one for a brain
You're so brain dead it's quite insane

This is my reign, I've said it already
Save yourself some pain and grab your teddy
Nothing you can gain not even a Mani pedi
You better quit while I'm ahead, you're becoming unsteady.
Bite the dust mister just like Freddie 😘

Girl I gotta say, that was mighty impressive
The way you're killing these guys, like if AKs were expressive
You shoot venom - Anaconda, they can't reach you like Kite
They wanna squish you like Antman, but girl you're their Kryptonite
But wait, what am I saying? You're not AK, you're GD
Grand Dame, Great Disdain, getting drooly on thee
Don't let these assholes get you down, yeah **** the patriarchy
All hail Queen Bazel, stomping hater malarkey
Respect.
 

GrumpForTrump

Legendary Member
Orange Room Supporter
The precious little gay guy who thinks he's controversial
When everyone knows his ignorance is universal
Self hating motherf*cker or should I say father?
Read through these lines b!tch and witness your slaughter
You think you can step to me and come out on top
Got news for you boy, your stupid rhymes are a flop
Relying on crutches and a moronic little stunt
That's neither brave nor courageous, gotta be blunt
Rather a transparent front for a bankrupt silly c*nt.
I'll make your n word valid and let you call me mastah
I mean I do own you, you stupid little basta
no r and no d, those are your specialty
Not out of pleasure but for necessity
Lost tiny man looking for his identity
Relying on sucking and rim jobs
Fetishizing black men and pulling only Jim bobs.
Ignorant little troll who doesn't believe in evolution
You're exactly the reason we need a scientific Revolution
So many illiterates who think facts are an opinion
When they are nothing but a pawn or rather a mindless minion
For big oil and big pharma and the rest of the corporate gang
Brainwashed so much they may as well live in Pyongyang.
Your opinions are not smart and you're definitely not edgy
Just the same old pathetic boy who earned himself a wedgie
I feel a bit bad for you though, I pity the fool
Who thinks just plain ignorance is so f*cking cool.
I'm sick of you now, along with your other personality
Bring it back to your head, remove its identity
Can barely believe we share the same nationality
But then again idiots are not an abnormality
Einstein did say human stupidity is infinite
Except your relationship with it is really quite intimate!
You rely on bells and whistles and stupid crutches
Because deep down there's no substance
Just a single thought in clutches
And a great big cognitive dissonance
So many people in your head it must be rough...

Peace out boy I've had enough 😘

She fakes being Bi to become hotter,
but we all know the Bi stands for bish or bipolar,
Your daughter so confused,
she calls you dada
poor little girl doesn't know betta'
her mother busy spitting venom like a viper
baby might as well change her own diaper
but mama is so full of shit of her own
How can she smell that of her newborn?
Who gonna teach that kid the ABC
when her mommy is busy rapping like a stupid MC?

Refrain:
Don't care about Mohammed, Baby Yoda, or Yeezus
This is motherfucking AtheistforJesus.


Girl thinks she's cool, girls thinks she's lit.
But we all know deep down she's really dimwit
Girl thinks she's a royal, she calls herself Isabelle
But the only computer she can afford is a Dell.
So shut the f*ck up and sit down bish
Who you think you really are, some fuc*ing Adele?
Her hubby went to ski although his skiing is shit
He'd rather tumble down a slope than eat her clit.
 

NewLeb

Member
The newbie speaks again oh what a bliss
Opens his mouth and it's nothing but piss
You think going sexual makes a diss?
Need to work harder, your rhymes are a miss
You dug yourself further into the abyss
Like MC hammer said, you can't touch this!

Superficial at best and lacking in flair
They say you're hirsute you have so much hair
I'd rather be dead than have a meaningless affair
With someone so deprived he'd maul me like a bear
Brags about his prowess but humps like a hare

You're so desperate for some action you want me to give you head
Even though I'm bland and average, nothing special as you said
You're so repulsive to me, even your touch I dread
I'd sooner take radiation with no shield of lead.
Between jumping off a cliff and being in your bed
As I told you before, I'd rather be dead!

Isa-b Isa-b
Floats like a butterfly and stings like bee
As Ali once said, so you better flea.
If you want my attention you better be a pea
Instead of just having one for a brain
You're so brain dead it's quite insane

This is my reign, I've said it already
Save yourself some pain and grab your teddy
Nothing you can gain not even a Mani pedi
You better quit while I'm ahead, you're becoming unsteady.
Bite the dust mister just like Freddie 😘

Never say never, yeah that’s what they say,
Honey I can do this the whole freaking day,
Dissing with sex? No, not at all,
I’m just here to help you, don’t wanna see you fall.

You need one to guide you, and I’m that guy,
You know that you want me, it ain’t no lie,
Let’s cut the crap- we know your man’s a fool,
Now come on over and ride this tool.

“Maul you like a bear,” don’t mind if I do,
Where yo girlfriends at? Bring ‘em over too,
Independent and strong, yeah that’s my type,
I think I smell p*ssy, and I hope it’s ripe.

Oh Issa, honey bun, why you so mad?
Just relax, take it easy, I’m here, so be glad,
The world is our oyster, and I think I smell fish,
So back that ass up, Imma feast on that dish.

I’m glad you agree, that you’re all too bland,
But that’s okay, I’m sure you won’t get banned,
You may be the Queen, but I run the show,
So down on your knees, and get ready to blow. ;)
 

GrumpForTrump

Legendary Member
Orange Room Supporter
"Damour" is not "Baysour" and it's Christian you doughnut
You can't walk without google maps your brain is like a walnut
Yo lil Dahieh twink you drink from a majrour's brink
You are so Mitwali that a rose you'll touch will stink
You came to the Jabal looking for a roast
And ran from a Druze sheikha thinking she was a ghost
And became an atheist commie with pink armpit hair
Pretending to be an intellectual on a cum-stained cheap armchair
You hate your fathers and your bloodline and wanted to be a Maronite
Even though you're brown and ugly and full with disease and mite
If you took your clothes off, we'd all be on our knees
Begging you to cover your hairy gut oh geez
It's like a black forest with nested crows and bees
Your **** is so small it's like blackberry keyboard keys
When I joined I had no anus like Adam in Zoroastrian mythology
But I found my anus in you in your mouth and physiology
When you speak I feel very very relaxed
Everyting I do that's stupid you would have amplified and maxed.


My d!ck might be tiny,
my d!ck might be small,
but that's the beauty of it,
it fits any hole.
Be it your eardrum, your nostrils, or vestibular wall,
you'll want to rotate on it like you're riding a pole.
I'll make you eat my jizz like a dirty slimeball,
and you'll not want to stop till you get cholesterol.
I heard you Druze people recycle your soul.
You could be born again as Gandhi or Charles de Gaulle,
it won't really matter coz I'm gonna f*ck you all.
 

joseph_lubnan

Legendary Member
wadafuck is up with this x-rated rap
get a fu*king grip, get yourselves a pap
lazy mothafuckas taking easy roads
unloading on each other them ugly toads
squeeze your tired brains, get your juices flowing
perk up your refrain get your mind going
rapping can be better than these silly freefalls
a bunch of horny bastards crunching each other's balls
 

Habibibi

New Member
I'll make your n word valid and let you call me mastah

Yoooo 🤣🤣 I guess she is the queen


On a side note we are called sand n***as and middle eastern and North African rappers use the word so I don’t really see a big issue with it but oh well
 

joseph_lubnan

Legendary Member
I am the JL, got you under my spell
wrapped around my fingers, gulping from my well
you my de facto bitc*hes and I ain't no fu*ckin mormon
If you fu*ck with me you be hearing my sermon
I am the real JL, the one and only
Big daddy loves you all rowdy or homely
I rinse and repeat, I am king of this hill
teaching you what's right, giving you that red pill
I love all my hoes unless you're a witch
and if you are too orange I'll make you bottom bit*ch
 

Habibibi

New Member
Guess I forgot you gotta rhyme to speak your mind
But it’s fine cus I do this all the time

My family took this beast out the Middle East long ago but I’ve returned to reclaim my thrown from you hatin ho’s

Step to me spittin your lies Tryin to stare me down then you realize the monstrous abyss of my black a-rab eyes will terrorize you guys for the fu’kin rest of your lives

This is not funny this not a fu’kin joke
Y’all are my playboy bunny’s and I’m the fu’kin G.O.A.T.

Keep fighting over religion and stupid shit and get hit quick when I hit that lick with a sick jab and a hook and force all you bi’tches to wear the hijab 🧕 and stay shook...
 

!Aoune32

Well-Known Member
Some Lebanese are parasites and love clowning around
They deserve to be with others already drowned
people should wake up and start activism
we are truly in need of federalism

greater lebanon oh what a failed state
to hell with those bitc*es from M8
M14 isn’t any better what did they create
All they did in 2016 was take the bait

christians it is time to get armed
before you get harmed
there is no need to be alarmed
HA needs to be disarmed

The country is hopeless
There needs to be change
This is for all the voice less

This is not a game
 

!Aoune32

Well-Known Member
@LVV
@Resign 😂😂😂


All you refugees just make me sick
The only thing you are good at is sucking dic*
1 women 20 children you think you got it made
I wish I can cut your penises off with my blade

Take the palos that were registered in 94
The only true Lebanese we adore
Go and suck Assad dic*
My God he is a prick


Go back to your country no one wants you here
Do you listen to the words I cheer
ayre fikoun wahad wahad i said it loud

get the fuc* outta here before you get plowed
 

Iron Maiden

Paragon of Bacon
Orange Room Supporter
Some Lebanese are parasites and love clowning around
They deserve to be with others already drowned
people should wake up and start activism
we are truly in need of federalism

greater lebanon oh what a failed state
to hell with those bitc*es from M8
M14 isn’t any better what did they create
All they did in 2016 was take the bait

christians it is time to get armed
before you get harmed
there is no need to be alarmed
HA needs to be disarmed

The country is hopeless
There needs to be change
This is for all the voice less

This is not a game
@LVV
@Resign 😂😂😂


All you refugees just make me sick
The only thing you are good at is sucking dic*
1 women 20 children you think you got it made
I wish I can cut your penises off with my blade

Take the palos that were registered in 94
The only true Lebanese we adore
Go and suck Assad dic*
My God he is a prick


Go back to your country no one wants you here
Do you listen to the words I cheer
ayre fikoun wahad wahad i said it loud

get the fuc* outta here before you get plowed
Sugar, spice and everything war
That is all I read from you
And I have read galore

You remind me of one punch man
No wait, he always got his man
no creativity, no class
Just an opponent to surpass

You live in the glories of past
Always giving your shoulders a pat
but here your shoulders are naked
you are just a sail-less mast

A great call for arms and blood
From a land where the sun moves wrong
Surely this warrior is strong
to resist the incoming flood

Veni, vidi, vici
He will never say those words
He’ll only write something *****y
And quench the thirst of the herds

Reading all this felt like deja-vu
But wait, why am I surprised?

It’s our one and only aoune32
 

joseph_lubnan

Legendary Member
an ode for @LVV been long overdue
what a perfect time, with his new green do
a slayer and a fighter, crusader not a biter
a hurricane poster shaming every imposter
mighty forum fiend he's got the energy
striking every foe, his eyes lit with glee
and now draped in green fierce like an ox
he's drawn his mighty sword pounding that chat box
 

!Aoune32

Well-Known Member
Sugar, spice and everything war
That is all I read from you
And I have read galore

You remind me of one punch man
No wait, he always got his man
no creativity, no class
Just an opponent to surpass

You live in the glories of past
Always giving your shoulders a pat
but here your shoulders are naked
you are just a sail-less mast

A great call for arms and blood
From a land where the sun moves wrong
Surely this warrior is strong
to resist the incoming flood

Veni, vidi, vici
He will never say those words
He’ll only write something *****y
And quench the thirst of the herds

Reading all this felt like deja-vu
But wait, why am I surprised?

It’s our one and only aoune32

Nice nice I like :p

Fake Maiden as our one and only said
why do u keep on giving me hate
you really want me to retaliate
just wait mother ****er for my grenade

You people hate the truth
go to the dentist and pull out a tooth
stop living your life a lie
you really need an alibi

our country has failed and you cant see that
i saw you in the mirror and you are way fat
keep your blindness on
i will kick you to saigon

our country has become men less
what a ****ing mess
go and put on your purple dress

i will always be a success
 

!Aoune32

Well-Known Member
an ode for @LVV been long overdue
what a perfect time, with his new green do
a slayer and a fighter, crusader not a biter
a hurricane poster shaming every imposter
mighty forum fiend he's got the energy
striking every foe, his eyes lit with glee
and now draped in green fierce like an ox
he's drawn his mighty sword pounding that chat box

Our one and only @LVV
M8 bit**s can go to the OCC
Sucking Brody dic*
OMG they make me sick

The crusaders time to shine is now
I saw them M8 bit*hes with a fu*king cow
FPM loves to suck HA dic*
Some members here want a lick
 
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