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Isabella

Isabella

The queen of "Bazella"
Orange Room Supporter
Meet Iso, the foul-mouthed brat from Zahleh,
Like they say in Lebanese dialect, "mfa7leh".

Debating her is as fun as stepping on a Lego,
Who in his right mind would get this woman prego?

A control freak beyond repair,
won't even let her husband buy his own underwear.

Ran for the election to become moderator.
But Jo was like "later, alligator!"

When she's not picking fights,
she's defending animal rights.
You'd think she's a vegetarian Hindu from Agra.
How ironic from a woman who loves her foie gras.

She rants about global warming like she's on menopause
expecting to be met with a round of applause
Perhaps she should give her bean diet a pause
We all know that cow farts are a major cause.
The precious little gay guy who thinks he's controversial
When everyone knows his ignorance is universal
Self hating motherf*cker or should I say father?
Read through these lines b!tch and witness your slaughter
You think you can step to me and come out on top
Got news for you boy, your stupid rhymes are a flop
Relying on crutches and a moronic little stunt
That's neither brave nor courageous, gotta be blunt
Rather a transparent front for a bankrupt silly c*nt.
I'll make your n word valid and let you call me mastah
I mean I do own you, you stupid little basta
no r and no d, those are your specialty
Not out of pleasure but for necessity
Lost tiny man looking for his identity
Relying on sucking and rim jobs
Fetishizing black men and pulling only Jim bobs.
Ignorant little troll who doesn't believe in evolution
You're exactly the reason we need a scientific Revolution
So many illiterates who think facts are an opinion
When they are nothing but a pawn or rather a mindless minion
For big oil and big pharma and the rest of the corporate gang
Brainwashed so much they may as well live in Pyongyang.
Your opinions are not smart and you're definitely not edgy
Just the same old pathetic boy who earned himself a wedgie
I feel a bit bad for you though, I pity the fool
Who thinks just plain ignorance is so f*cking cool.
I'm sick of you now, along with your other personality
Bring it back to your head, remove its identity
Can barely believe we share the same nationality
But then again idiots are not an abnormality
Einstein did say human stupidity is infinite
Except your relationship with it is really quite intimate!
You rely on bells and whistles and stupid crutches
Because deep down there's no substance
Just a single thought in clutches
And a great big cognitive dissonance
So many people in your head it must be rough...

Peace out boy I've had enough 😘
 
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  • Red Phoenix

    Red Phoenix

    Legendary Member
    OGs in the 90s were all about them dollars bills and booty b-tches
    But Me Homey im no OG, nor do i have an inferiority complex u see,
    So i'm all about those sick 9gag memes and blasting phonies

    I notice so many people these days claiming to be PC
    What u PC about G when ur mouth is so full of daily dozes of rainbow Ds..

    So many white knights and their amazonian queens in Insta feeds
    U'd think mediaval europe went to mama africa and they both fumbled around in awkward orgies

    Telling me lessons each time i open my browser about gender pronouns and gender neutral bathrooms
    Dissing me for oppressing you with my magical privilege and patriarchy while i browse on my phone on my toilet seat

    Damn it son i work hard selling sht to just survive these retard streets
    No one put nice gold on my neck, rearend f-cked me after a candle lit romantic dinner and gave me nice free things

    The only thing i'm oppressing here is my free time that i could have spent instead chilling, wanking off, smoking weed and not working
    Half of us out here couldnt care less who orange trump f-cked or whose kardashian ass is the biggest

    Gentlemen are indeed extinct, the only nice guys are sociapath in training
    Never trust a guy ladies that doesnt publicly appreciate nice tits

    Also LGBTQ+ is not my thing, im more into FPS with QWERTY
    Whatever floats your boat is fine by me as long as you dont preach me like another molesting priest

    Everybody is a failure in relationships
    But not all of us celebrate this sh-t thats all im saying

    I like normal people tbh, so i hang out with the last of the Mohicans
    All good tho, quality over quantity, it's 2020 i need it
    I like my work so i dont have time for the latest dumb #cuntery that is trending

    So just remember next time you feel the urge to virtue signal preach like the inquisition on social media streams
    Boy i got bored sperm in my balls right now that got better things to do than you with ur stupid sh-t
     
    Isabella

    Isabella

    The queen of "Bazella"
    Orange Room Supporter
    Huh? What? What’d you say?
    Hold up, hun, I’m sure your man is gay,
    Come on, girl, the grass is always greener,
    Bend that down, why don’t you meet my wiener?

    Personality, pff, I can read you like a book,
    I can guess your bank account, before you even look,
    You’re average, you’re bland, need I say more?
    But you got potentional to be the group whore.

    Isa-B, Isa-B,
    Can we see your bizza-b,
    I’m sure it ain’t that special, but that’s okay,
    We got the time to practice all day.

    I’m gone, I’m loose, I’m on a whole ‘nother level,
    I got shooters in the streets, I’m friends with the devil,
    I am the King, there’s no one above me,
    So just quit frontin,’ and make me a sammy. 🥪
    The newbie speaks again oh what a bliss
    Opens his mouth and it's nothing but piss
    You think going sexual makes a diss?
    Need to work harder, your rhymes are a miss
    You dug yourself further into the abyss
    Like MC hammer said, you can't touch this!

    Superficial at best and lacking in flair
    They say you're hirsute you have so much hair
    I'd rather be dead than have a meaningless affair
    With someone so deprived he'd maul me like a bear
    Brags about his prowess but humps like a hare

    You're so desperate for some action you want me to give you head
    Even though I'm bland and average, nothing special as you said
    You're so repulsive to me, even your touch I dread
    I'd sooner take radiation with no shield of lead.
    Between jumping off a cliff and being in your bed
    As I told you before, I'd rather be dead!

    Isa-b Isa-b
    Floats like a butterfly and stings like bee
    As Ali once said, so you better flea.
    If you want my attention you better be a pea
    Instead of just having one for a brain
    You're so brain dead it's quite insane

    This is my reign, I've said it already
    Save yourself some pain and grab your teddy
    Nothing you can gain not even a Mani pedi
    You better quit while I'm ahead, you're becoming unsteady.
    Bite the dust mister just like Freddie 😘
     
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    Mrsrx

    Mrsrx

    Somehow a Member
    Staff member
    Any use of the N-word will be liberally edited by me (or will lead to your post getting deleted). You have been warned.
    Concerns are getting bigger
    about the use of a word trigger
    Moderators rule with vigor
    they become more and more bitter
    if i use a word like niger
    the country so please reconsider
     
    Dr. Strangelove

    Dr. Strangelove

    Nuclear War Expert
    Staff member
    The newbie speaks again oh what a bliss
    Opens his mouth and it's nothing but piss
    You think going sexual makes a diss?
    Need to work harder, your rhymes are a miss
    You dug yourself further into the abyss
    Like MC hammer said, you can't touch this!

    Superficial at best and lacking in flair
    They say you're hirsute you have so much hair
    I'd rather be dead than have a meaningless affair
    With someone so deprived he'd maul me like a bear
    Brags about his prowess but humps like a hare

    You're so desperate for some action you want me to give you head
    Even though I'm bland and average, nothing special as you said
    You're so repulsive to me, even your touch I dread
    I'd sooner take radiation with no shield of lead.
    Between jumping off a cliff and being in your bed
    As I told you before, I'd rather be dead!

    Isa-b Isa-b
    Floats like a butterfly and stings like bee
    As Ali once said, so you better flea.
    If you want my attention you better be a pea
    Instead of just having one for a brain
    You're so brain dead it's quite insane

    This is my reign, I've said it already
    Save yourself some pain and grab your teddy
    Nothing you can gain not even a Mani pedi
    You better quit while I'm ahead, you're becoming unsteady.
    Bite the dust mister just like Freddie 😘
    Girl I gotta say, that was mighty impressive
    The way you're killing these guys, like if AKs were expressive
    You shoot venom - Anaconda, they can't reach you like Kite
    They wanna squish you like Antman, but girl you're their Kryptonite
    But wait, what am I saying? You're not AK, you're GD
    Grand Dame, Great Disdain, getting drooly on thee
    Don't let these assholes get you down, yeah **** the patriarchy
    All hail Queen Bazel, stomping hater malarkey
    Respect.
     
    AtheistForYeezus

    AtheistForYeezus

    Legendary Member
    Orange Room Supporter
    The precious little gay guy who thinks he's controversial
    When everyone knows his ignorance is universal
    Self hating motherf*cker or should I say father?
    Read through these lines b!tch and witness your slaughter
    You think you can step to me and come out on top
    Got news for you boy, your stupid rhymes are a flop
    Relying on crutches and a moronic little stunt
    That's neither brave nor courageous, gotta be blunt
    Rather a transparent front for a bankrupt silly c*nt.
    I'll make your n word valid and let you call me mastah
    I mean I do own you, you stupid little basta
    no r and no d, those are your specialty
    Not out of pleasure but for necessity
    Lost tiny man looking for his identity
    Relying on sucking and rim jobs
    Fetishizing black men and pulling only Jim bobs.
    Ignorant little troll who doesn't believe in evolution
    You're exactly the reason we need a scientific Revolution
    So many illiterates who think facts are an opinion
    When they are nothing but a pawn or rather a mindless minion
    For big oil and big pharma and the rest of the corporate gang
    Brainwashed so much they may as well live in Pyongyang.
    Your opinions are not smart and you're definitely not edgy
    Just the same old pathetic boy who earned himself a wedgie
    I feel a bit bad for you though, I pity the fool
    Who thinks just plain ignorance is so f*cking cool.
    I'm sick of you now, along with your other personality
    Bring it back to your head, remove its identity
    Can barely believe we share the same nationality
    But then again idiots are not an abnormality
    Einstein did say human stupidity is infinite
    Except your relationship with it is really quite intimate!
    You rely on bells and whistles and stupid crutches
    Because deep down there's no substance
    Just a single thought in clutches
    And a great big cognitive dissonance
    So many people in your head it must be rough...

    Peace out boy I've had enough 😘
    She fakes being Bi to become hotter,
    but we all know the Bi stands for bish or bipolar,
    Your daughter so confused,
    she calls you dada
    poor little girl doesn't know betta'
    her mother busy spitting venom like a viper
    baby might as well change her own diaper
    but mama is so full of shit of her own
    How can she smell that of her newborn?
    Who gonna teach that kid the ABC
    when her mommy is busy rapping like a stupid MC?

    Refrain:
    Don't care about Mohammed, Baby Yoda, or Yeezus
    This is motherfucking AtheistforJesus.


    Girl thinks she's cool, girls thinks she's lit.
    But we all know deep down she's really dimwit
    Girl thinks she's a royal, she calls herself Isabelle
    But the only computer she can afford is a Dell.
    So shut the f*ck up and sit down bish
    Who you think you really are, some fuc*ing Adele?
    Her hubby went to ski although his skiing is shit
    He'd rather tumble down a slope than eat her clit.
     
    NewLeb

    NewLeb

    New Member
    The newbie speaks again oh what a bliss
    Opens his mouth and it's nothing but piss
    You think going sexual makes a diss?
    Need to work harder, your rhymes are a miss
    You dug yourself further into the abyss
    Like MC hammer said, you can't touch this!

    Superficial at best and lacking in flair
    They say you're hirsute you have so much hair
    I'd rather be dead than have a meaningless affair
    With someone so deprived he'd maul me like a bear
    Brags about his prowess but humps like a hare

    You're so desperate for some action you want me to give you head
    Even though I'm bland and average, nothing special as you said
    You're so repulsive to me, even your touch I dread
    I'd sooner take radiation with no shield of lead.
    Between jumping off a cliff and being in your bed
    As I told you before, I'd rather be dead!

    Isa-b Isa-b
    Floats like a butterfly and stings like bee
    As Ali once said, so you better flea.
    If you want my attention you better be a pea
    Instead of just having one for a brain
    You're so brain dead it's quite insane

    This is my reign, I've said it already
    Save yourself some pain and grab your teddy
    Nothing you can gain not even a Mani pedi
    You better quit while I'm ahead, you're becoming unsteady.
    Bite the dust mister just like Freddie 😘
    Never say never, yeah that’s what they say,
    Honey I can do this the whole freaking day,
    Dissing with sex? No, not at all,
    I’m just here to help you, don’t wanna see you fall.

    You need one to guide you, and I’m that guy,
    You know that you want me, it ain’t no lie,
    Let’s cut the crap- we know your man’s a fool,
    Now come on over and ride this tool.

    “Maul you like a bear,” don’t mind if I do,
    Where yo girlfriends at? Bring ‘em over too,
    Independent and strong, yeah that’s my type,
    I think I smell p*ssy, and I hope it’s ripe.

    Oh Issa, honey bun, why you so mad?
    Just relax, take it easy, I’m here, so be glad,
    The world is our oyster, and I think I smell fish,
    So back that ass up, Imma feast on that dish.

    I’m glad you agree, that you’re all too bland,
    But that’s okay, I’m sure you won’t get banned,
    You may be the Queen, but I run the show,
    So down on your knees, and get ready to blow. ;)
     
    AtheistForYeezus

    AtheistForYeezus

    Legendary Member
    Orange Room Supporter
    "Damour" is not "Baysour" and it's Christian you doughnut
    You can't walk without google maps your brain is like a walnut
    Yo lil Dahieh twink you drink from a majrour's brink
    You are so Mitwali that a rose you'll touch will stink
    You came to the Jabal looking for a roast
    And ran from a Druze sheikha thinking she was a ghost
    And became an atheist commie with pink armpit hair
    Pretending to be an intellectual on a cum-stained cheap armchair
    You hate your fathers and your bloodline and wanted to be a Maronite
    Even though you're brown and ugly and full with disease and mite
    If you took your clothes off, we'd all be on our knees
    Begging you to cover your hairy gut oh geez
    It's like a black forest with nested crows and bees
    Your **** is so small it's like blackberry keyboard keys
    When I joined I had no anus like Adam in Zoroastrian mythology
    But I found my anus in you in your mouth and physiology
    When you speak I feel very very relaxed
    Everyting I do that's stupid you would have amplified and maxed.

    My d!ck might be tiny,
    my d!ck might be small,
    but that's the beauty of it,
    it fits any hole.
    Be it your eardrum, your nostrils, or vestibular wall,
    you'll want to rotate on it like you're riding a pole.
    I'll make you eat my jizz like a dirty slimeball,
    and you'll not want to stop till you get cholesterol.
    I heard you Druze people recycle your soul.
    You could be born again as Gandhi or Charles de Gaulle,
    it won't really matter coz I'm gonna f*ck you all.
     
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    joseph_lubnan

    Legendary Member
    wadafuck is up with this x-rated rap
    get a fu*king grip, get yourselves a pap
    lazy mothafuckas taking easy roads
    unloading on each other them ugly toads
    squeeze your tired brains, get your juices flowing
    perk up your refrain get your mind going
    rapping can be better than these silly freefalls
    a bunch of horny bastards crunching each other's balls
     
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    Habibibi

    New Member
    I'll make your n word valid and let you call me mastah
    Yoooo 🤣🤣 I guess she is the queen


    On a side note we are called sand n***as and middle eastern and North African rappers use the word so I don’t really see a big issue with it but oh well
     
    J

    joseph_lubnan

    Legendary Member
    I am the JL, got you under my spell
    wrapped around my fingers, gulping from my well
    you my de facto bitc*hes and I ain't no fu*ckin mormon
    If you fu*ck with me you be hearing my sermon
    I am the real JL, the one and only
    Big daddy loves you all rowdy or homely
    I rinse and repeat, I am king of this hill
    teaching you what's right, giving you that red pill
    I love all my hoes unless you're a witch
    and if you are too orange I'll make you bottom bit*ch
     
    H

    Habibibi

    New Member
    Guess I forgot you gotta rhyme to speak your mind
    But it’s fine cus I do this all the time

    My family took this beast out the Middle East long ago but I’ve returned to reclaim my thrown from you hatin ho’s

    Step to me spittin your lies Tryin to stare me down then you realize the monstrous abyss of my black a-rab eyes will terrorize you guys for the fu’kin rest of your lives

    This is not funny this not a fu’kin joke
    Y’all are my playboy bunny’s and I’m the fu’kin G.O.A.T.

    Keep fighting over religion and stupid shit and get hit quick when I hit that lick with a sick jab and a hook and force all you bi’tches to wear the hijab 🧕 and stay shook...
     
    !Aoune32

    !Aoune32

    Well-Known Member
    Some Lebanese are parasites and love clowning around
    They deserve to be with others already drowned
    people should wake up and start activism
    we are truly in need of federalism

    greater lebanon oh what a failed state
    to hell with those bitc*es from M8
    M14 isn’t any better what did they create
    All they did in 2016 was take the bait

    christians it is time to get armed
    before you get harmed
    there is no need to be alarmed
    HA needs to be disarmed

    The country is hopeless
    There needs to be change
    This is for all the voice less

    This is not a game
     
    !Aoune32

    !Aoune32

    Well-Known Member
    @LVV
    @Resign 😂😂😂


    All you refugees just make me sick
    The only thing you are good at is sucking dic*
    1 women 20 children you think you got it made
    I wish I can cut your penises off with my blade

    Take the palos that were registered in 94
    The only true Lebanese we adore
    Go and suck Assad dic*
    My God he is a prick


    Go back to your country no one wants you here
    Do you listen to the words I cheer
    ayre fikoun wahad wahad i said it loud

    get the fuc* outta here before you get plowed
     
    Iron Maiden

    Iron Maiden

    Paragon of Bacon
    Orange Room Supporter
    Some Lebanese are parasites and love clowning around
    They deserve to be with others already drowned
    people should wake up and start activism
    we are truly in need of federalism

    greater lebanon oh what a failed state
    to hell with those bitc*es from M8
    M14 isn’t any better what did they create
    All they did in 2016 was take the bait

    christians it is time to get armed
    before you get harmed
    there is no need to be alarmed
    HA needs to be disarmed

    The country is hopeless
    There needs to be change
    This is for all the voice less

    This is not a game
    @LVV
    @Resign 😂😂😂


    All you refugees just make me sick
    The only thing you are good at is sucking dic*
    1 women 20 children you think you got it made
    I wish I can cut your penises off with my blade

    Take the palos that were registered in 94
    The only true Lebanese we adore
    Go and suck Assad dic*
    My God he is a prick


    Go back to your country no one wants you here
    Do you listen to the words I cheer
    ayre fikoun wahad wahad i said it loud

    get the fuc* outta here before you get plowed
    Sugar, spice and everything war
    That is all I read from you
    And I have read galore

    You remind me of one punch man
    No wait, he always got his man
    no creativity, no class
    Just an opponent to surpass

    You live in the glories of past
    Always giving your shoulders a pat
    but here your shoulders are naked
    you are just a sail-less mast

    A great call for arms and blood
    From a land where the sun moves wrong
    Surely this warrior is strong
    to resist the incoming flood

    Veni, vidi, vici
    He will never say those words
    He’ll only write something *****y
    And quench the thirst of the herds

    Reading all this felt like deja-vu
    But wait, why am I surprised?

    It’s our one and only aoune32
     
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    joseph_lubnan

    Legendary Member
    an ode for @LVV been long overdue
    what a perfect time, with his new green do
    a slayer and a fighter, crusader not a biter
    a hurricane poster shaming every imposter
    mighty forum fiend he's got the energy
    striking every foe, his eyes lit with glee
    and now draped in green fierce like an ox
    he's drawn his mighty sword pounding that chat box
     
    !Aoune32

    !Aoune32

    Well-Known Member
    Sugar, spice and everything war
    That is all I read from you
    And I have read galore

    You remind me of one punch man
    No wait, he always got his man
    no creativity, no class
    Just an opponent to surpass

    You live in the glories of past
    Always giving your shoulders a pat
    but here your shoulders are naked
    you are just a sail-less mast

    A great call for arms and blood
    From a land where the sun moves wrong
    Surely this warrior is strong
    to resist the incoming flood

    Veni, vidi, vici
    He will never say those words
    He’ll only write something *****y
    And quench the thirst of the herds

    Reading all this felt like deja-vu
    But wait, why am I surprised?

    It’s our one and only aoune32
    Nice nice I like :p

    Fake Maiden as our one and only said
    why do u keep on giving me hate
    you really want me to retaliate
    just wait mother ****er for my grenade

    You people hate the truth
    go to the dentist and pull out a tooth
    stop living your life a lie
    you really need an alibi

    our country has failed and you cant see that
    i saw you in the mirror and you are way fat
    keep your blindness on
    i will kick you to saigon

    our country has become men less
    what a ****ing mess
    go and put on your purple dress

    i will always be a success
     
    !Aoune32

    !Aoune32

    Well-Known Member
    an ode for @LVV been long overdue
    what a perfect time, with his new green do
    a slayer and a fighter, crusader not a biter
    a hurricane poster shaming every imposter
    mighty forum fiend he's got the energy
    striking every foe, his eyes lit with glee
    and now draped in green fierce like an ox
    he's drawn his mighty sword pounding that chat box
    Our one and only @LVV
    M8 bit**s can go to the OCC
    Sucking Brody dic*
    OMG they make me sick

    The crusaders time to shine is now
    I saw them M8 bit*hes with a fu*king cow
    FPM loves to suck HA dic*
    Some members here want a lick
     
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