The queen of "Bazella"
Orange Room Supporter
Meet Iso, the foul-mouthed brat from Zahleh,
Like they say in Lebanese dialect, "mfa7leh".
Debating her is as fun as stepping on a Lego,
Who in his right mind would get this woman prego?
A control freak beyond repair,
won't even let her husband buy his own underwear.
Ran for the election to become moderator.
But Jo was like "later, alligator!"
When she's not picking fights,
she's defending animal rights.
You'd think she's a vegetarian Hindu from Agra.
How ironic from a woman who loves her foie gras.
She rants about global warming like she's on menopause
expecting to be met with a round of applause
Perhaps she should give her bean diet a pause
We all know that cow farts are a major cause.
The precious little gay guy who thinks he's controversial
When everyone knows his ignorance is universal
Self hating motherf*cker or should I say father?
Read through these lines b!tch and witness your slaughter
You think you can step to me and come out on top
Got news for you boy, your stupid rhymes are a flop
Relying on crutches and a moronic little stunt
That's neither brave nor courageous, gotta be blunt
Rather a transparent front for a bankrupt silly c*nt.
I'll make your n word valid and let you call me mastah
I mean I do own you, you stupid little basta
no r and no d, those are your specialty
Not out of pleasure but for necessity
Lost tiny man looking for his identity
Relying on sucking and rim jobs
Fetishizing black men and pulling only Jim bobs.
Ignorant little troll who doesn't believe in evolution
You're exactly the reason we need a scientific Revolution
So many illiterates who think facts are an opinion
When they are nothing but a pawn or rather a mindless minion
For big oil and big pharma and the rest of the corporate gang
Brainwashed so much they may as well live in Pyongyang.
Your opinions are not smart and you're definitely not edgy
Just the same old pathetic boy who earned himself a wedgie
I feel a bit bad for you though, I pity the fool
Who thinks just plain ignorance is so f*cking cool.
I'm sick of you now, along with your other personality
Bring it back to your head, remove its identity
Can barely believe we share the same nationality
But then again idiots are not an abnormality
Einstein did say human stupidity is infinite
Except your relationship with it is really quite intimate!
You rely on bells and whistles and stupid crutches
Because deep down there's no substance
Just a single thought in clutches
And a great big cognitive dissonance
So many people in your head it must be rough...
Peace out boy I've had enough