The Official Orange Room Rap Battle Arena [Parental Advisory - Explicit Content]

[My Moria Moon]

The newbie speaks again oh what a bliss
Opens his mouth and it's nothing but piss
You think going sexual makes a diss?
Need to work harder, your rhymes are a miss
You dug yourself further into the abyss
Like MC hammer said, you can't touch this!

Superficial at best and lacking in flair
They say you're hirsute you have so much hair
I'd rather be dead than have a meaningless affair
With someone so deprived he'd maul me like a bear
Brags about his prowess but humps like a hare

You're so desperate for some action you want me to give you head
Even though I'm bland and average, nothing special as you said
You're so repulsive to me, even your touch I dread
I'd sooner take radiation with no shield of lead.
Between jumping off a cliff and being in your bed
As I told you before, I'd rather be dead!

Isa-b Isa-b
Floats like a butterfly and stings like bee
As Ali once said, so you better flea.
If you want my attention you better be a pea
Instead of just having one for a brain
You're so brain dead it's quite insane

This is my reign, I've said it already
Save yourself some pain and grab your teddy
Nothing you can gain not even a Mani pedi
You better quit while I'm ahead, you're becoming unsteady.
Bite the dust mister just like Freddie

So far, I nominate this a winner
Please Isa-b, invite me to dinner

 

[NewLeb]

Okay I’m high as a kite, I’m back in my zone
All these p*ssy-ass posters, better watch their tone
One b*tch thinks she’s a queen, more like a peasant
All my shootas on notice, all my hittas they present

They wanna act tough, but that’s just a bluff,
That’s just a ruse, and I’ve had enough,
I’m sick of these commies, and these feminists too,
F*ck Che Guevara, I’m sure he’s a Jew

All these proud little “educated” Lebanese tools,
All these self-righteous wankers, these fake-ass fools,
All hail Trump, chuz we don’t give a f*ck,
And all hail Melania, who I just want to f*ck.

The Palestinians can suck it, they’ve been losing forever,
The Persians can zip it, or we’ll turn them to ether,
It’s a new world order, so get ready, b*tch,
NewLeb has just started, so unzip those panties, b*tch.

 

[VH Redux]

y'all are effin lame
worthless and have no shame
there's one god on earth and he got game
showed a pic of him to an orangist he immediately came
hes old and senile, to walk he needs a cane
with jesus' blessing he will kill the profane
wicked and corrupted he aint
after his death he will be venerated as a saint
under his reign lebanon will see a new dawn
michel naim 3awwwwn

 

[VH Redux]

3awwwwnist Morning Prayer:

Teach me now my heart to raise
In a morning hymn of praise
And for 3awwwwn's sake I pray
Bless and keep me through the day

3awwwwnist Evening Prayer:

At the close of every day
3awwwwn, to Thee I kneel and pray
Look upon Thy little child
Look in love and mercy mild
O forgive and wash away
All my naughtiness this day
And both when I sleep and wake
Bless me for my Savior’s sake

 

[VH Redux]

Warning for the coming generations:


First they came for VH Redux, and I did not speak out - I was enjoying the Iranian Rial influx

Then they came for LVV, and I did not speak out - I was splurging and had to pay my Saraya Al-Moukawama yearly fee

Then they came for the Resign, and I did not speak out - Plots to Assassinate traitorous non-Khomeinist Christians I had to design

Then they came for me - and I blamed it on everybody else except me.

 

[ܐܵܠܘܼܟ̰ܵܐ]

أنا عوني و قانعوني إنو عوني هو عونة
ب جوجو بنجوني و ب شنتال شنتولوني
و عادو صوبنو ب صابوني و عادو عادو شو وعدوني
و حرية من الأغلال طالع شكلها طائفية
نخ و بوس نعال و رنيجر عسكرية
و فزاعة فاشية فشت خلق كلها هي
و طنتات عا طنتات
من جانيت لجورجيت
طرطور جنبها عم سب طرابلسية
رجال على عمال السورية
و عاملتو مرتو سرلنكية في البيت
أنا عوني و قانعوني و ب أسود سودنوني
و ب نصرالله نصروني وب سليماني ستلموني
و عادو صوبنو ب صابوني و عادو عادو شو وعدوني
و كلو كلو على كاتو لحسة أصبع خدو و هاتو
فشل زريع ب عهد مريع
سقط دمو عل سريع ... انبسطو بدماتو
و كل كس في كسروان متل [@] ما غيرو
.... عامل فيها رجال و ما في شعر عا ...
بيقمزر من الشباك بتحسو معزاية
يما سندباد و تارك خلفو شي مشاية
أنا عوني و قانعوني إنو عوني هو عونة
ب جوجو بنجوني و ب شنتال شنتولوني
و عادو صوبنو ب صابوني و عادو عادو شو وعدوني

 

[Orangina]

أنا عوني و قانعوني إنو عوني هو عونة
ب جوجو بنجوني و ب شنتال شنتولوني
و عادو صوبنو ب صابوني و عادو عادو شو وعدوني
و حرية من الأغلال طالع شكلها طائفية
نخ و بوس نعال و رنيجر عسكرية
و فزاعة فاشية فشت خلق كلها هي
و طنتات عا طنتات
من جانيت لجورجيت
طرطور جنبها عم سب طرابلسية
رجال على عمال السورية
و عاملتو مرتو سرلنكية في البيت
أنا عوني و قانعوني و ب أسود سودنوني
و ب نصرالله نصروني وب سليماني ستلموني
و عادو صوبنو ب صابوني و عادو عادو شو وعدوني
و كلو كلو على كاتو لحسة أصبع خدو و هاتو
فشل زريع ب عهد مريع
سقط دمو عل سريع ... انبسطو بدماتو
و كل كس في كسروان متل [@] ما غيرو
.... عامل فيها رجال و ما في شعر عا ...
بيقمزر من الشباك بتحسو معزاية
يما سندباد و تارك خلفو شي مشاية
أنا عوني و قانعوني إنو عوني هو عونة
ب جوجو بنجوني و ب شنتال شنتولوني
و عادو صوبنو ب صابوني و عادو عادو شو وعدوني

ما هذا البولشيت

 

[AtheistForJesus]

Speaking of rap, what's up with Eminem's Oscar performance?
He sounded very off-key. It was really bad.
Worst rap performance I've ever seen.

 

[ܐܵܠܘܼܟ̰ܵܐ]

Speaking of rap, what's up with Eminem's Oscar performance?
He sounded very off-key. It was really bad.
Worst rap performance I've ever seen.

Get woke, go broke.
His new album is good tho. I've been jamming on it on my way to work.

 

[AtheistForJesus]

Get woke, go broke.
His new album is good tho. I've been jamming on it on my way to work.

I've only listened to Darkness and Unaccommodating and found them very boring.
Like you said he is trying too hard to appeal to Leftists and SJWs.
I find it rather hypocritical for someone who used misogyny to sell records to now be preaching about gun control.

I think he's past his prime and will never be able to produce anything that matches the greatness of Stan or Lose Yourself.

I think I'm over Eminem anyway. I'm all about Nicki Minaj at the moment. I'm one of the Barbz.