My Moria Moon
Orange Room Supporter
So far, I nominate this a winnerThe newbie speaks again oh what a bliss
Opens his mouth and it's nothing but piss
You think going sexual makes a diss?
Need to work harder, your rhymes are a miss
You dug yourself further into the abyss
Like MC hammer said, you can't touch this!
Superficial at best and lacking in flair
They say you're hirsute you have so much hair
I'd rather be dead than have a meaningless affair
With someone so deprived he'd maul me like a bear
Brags about his prowess but humps like a hare
You're so desperate for some action you want me to give you head
Even though I'm bland and average, nothing special as you said
You're so repulsive to me, even your touch I dread
I'd sooner take radiation with no shield of lead.
Between jumping off a cliff and being in your bed
As I told you before, I'd rather be dead!
Floats like a butterfly and stings like bee
As Ali once said, so you better flea.
If you want my attention you better be a pea
Instead of just having one for a brain
You're so brain dead it's quite insane
This is my reign, I've said it already
Save yourself some pain and grab your teddy
Nothing you can gain not even a Mani pedi
You better quit while I'm ahead, you're becoming unsteady.
Bite the dust mister just like Freddie
Please Isa-b, invite me to dinner