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Would you fart in front of your partner/spouse?

Would you fart in front of your partner/spouse?

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Olive Green

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The average person passes gas 13 to 21 times a day. As for the pregnant woman, they pass gas a lot more often than usual, the primary reason is that they have higher levels of progesterone, a hormone that relaxes smooth muscle tissue, slows down digestion, which can lead to gas.
Who got her pregnant?
HE DID!
Sooo he should take responsibility and get along with her symptoms. And even if he is willing to...
She's not! She will keep bloating and suffering alone, hoping to maintain her beautiful sense and image or what's left of it. lol
 

Isabella

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The average person passes gas 13 to 21 times a day. As for the pregnant woman, they pass gas a lot more often than usual, the primary reason is that they have higher levels of progesterone, a hormone that relaxes smooth muscle tissue, slows down digestion, which can lead to gas.
Who got her pregnant?
HE DID!
Sooo he should take responsibility and get along with her symptoms. And even if he is willing to...
She's not! She will keep bloating and suffering alone, hoping to maintain her beautiful sense and image or what's left of it. lol

13 to 21 times in a day seems insane :O
 
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JeanH

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The average person passes gas 13 to 21 times a day. As for the pregnant woman, they pass gas a lot more often than usual, the primary reason is that they have higher levels of progesterone, a hormone that relaxes smooth muscle tissue, slows down digestion, which can lead to gas.
Who got her pregnant?
HE DID!
Sooo he should take responsibility and get along with her symptoms. And even if he is willing to...
She's not! She will keep bloating and suffering alone, hoping to maintain her beautiful sense and image or what's left of it. lol
do sharts count as farts?
 

JeanH

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The average person passes gas 13 to 21 times a day. As for the pregnant woman, they pass gas a lot more often than usual, the primary reason is that they have higher levels of progesterone, a hormone that relaxes smooth muscle tissue, slows down digestion, which can lead to gas.
Who got her pregnant?
HE DID!
Sooo he should take responsibility and get along with her symptoms. And even if he is willing to...
She's not!
She will keep bloating and suffering alone, hoping to maintain her beautiful sense and image or what's left of it. lol
tab ma fhemna ye3ne kif tole3 l 7a2 3le ? feminist crap
 

Jo

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The average person passes gas 13 to 21 times a day. As for the pregnant woman, they pass gas a lot more often than usual, the primary reason is that they have higher levels of progesterone, a hormone that relaxes smooth muscle tissue, slows down digestion, which can lead to gas.
Who got her pregnant?
HE DID!
Sooo he should take responsibility and get along with her symptoms. And even if he is willing to...
She's not! She will keep bloating and suffering alone, hoping to maintain her beautiful sense and image or what's left of it. lol
So mnel ekher, do you do it in front of your husband or no?
 
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Mozz

Active Member
Me too. First time I discovered she does, I felt the exact same feeling when I knew santa didn't exist. So I wept for two weeks, asked for divorce , left all my belongings and then applied to a monastery, where I am now spending the rest of my life.
wait what? women fart?
 

HannaTheCrusader

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Hahaha more like you're living with a methane gas field :D





the terrier is named ( saad)
 

GrumpForTrump

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No, I wouldn't, despite the fact that mine tend to be really quiet and odorless.

Do you guys have a saxophone down there?
 
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