Would you fart in front of your partner/spouse?

Would you fart in front of your partner/spouse?

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  • Olive Green

    Olive Green

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    The average person passes gas 13 to 21 times a day. As for the pregnant woman, they pass gas a lot more often than usual, the primary reason is that they have higher levels of progesterone, a hormone that relaxes smooth muscle tissue, slows down digestion, which can lead to gas.
    Who got her pregnant?
    HE DID!
    Sooo he should take responsibility and get along with her symptoms. And even if he is willing to...
    She's not! She will keep bloating and suffering alone, hoping to maintain her beautiful sense and image or what's left of it. lol
     
    Isabella

    Isabella

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    The average person passes gas 13 to 21 times a day. As for the pregnant woman, they pass gas a lot more often than usual, the primary reason is that they have higher levels of progesterone, a hormone that relaxes smooth muscle tissue, slows down digestion, which can lead to gas.
    Who got her pregnant?
    HE DID!
    Sooo he should take responsibility and get along with her symptoms. And even if he is willing to...
    She's not! She will keep bloating and suffering alone, hoping to maintain her beautiful sense and image or what's left of it. lol
    13 to 21 times in a day seems insane :O
     
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    JeanH

    JeanH

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    The average person passes gas 13 to 21 times a day. As for the pregnant woman, they pass gas a lot more often than usual, the primary reason is that they have higher levels of progesterone, a hormone that relaxes smooth muscle tissue, slows down digestion, which can lead to gas.
    Who got her pregnant?
    HE DID!
    Sooo he should take responsibility and get along with her symptoms. And even if he is willing to...
    She's not! She will keep bloating and suffering alone, hoping to maintain her beautiful sense and image or what's left of it. lol
    do sharts count as farts?
     
    JeanH

    JeanH

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    The average person passes gas 13 to 21 times a day. As for the pregnant woman, they pass gas a lot more often than usual, the primary reason is that they have higher levels of progesterone, a hormone that relaxes smooth muscle tissue, slows down digestion, which can lead to gas.
    Who got her pregnant?
    HE DID!
    Sooo he should take responsibility and get along with her symptoms. And even if he is willing to...
    She's not!
    She will keep bloating and suffering alone, hoping to maintain her beautiful sense and image or what's left of it. lol
    tab ma fhemna ye3ne kif tole3 l 7a2 3le ? feminist crap
     
    Jo

    Jo

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    The average person passes gas 13 to 21 times a day. As for the pregnant woman, they pass gas a lot more often than usual, the primary reason is that they have higher levels of progesterone, a hormone that relaxes smooth muscle tissue, slows down digestion, which can lead to gas.
    Who got her pregnant?
    HE DID!
    Sooo he should take responsibility and get along with her symptoms. And even if he is willing to...
    She's not! She will keep bloating and suffering alone, hoping to maintain her beautiful sense and image or what's left of it. lol
    So mnel ekher, do you do it in front of your husband or no?
     
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    Iron Maiden

    Iron Maiden

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    had this very same argument with the gf a few months ago, my winning argument was that if she accepts that the dog farts in her presence then am allowed too :smug:
     
    My Moria Moon

    My Moria Moon

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    the idea that a girl actually farts disgusts me.
    Me too. First time I discovered she does, I felt the exact same feeling when I knew santa didn't exist. So I wept for two weeks, asked for divorce , left all my belongings and then applied to a monastery, where I am now spending the rest of my life.
     
    Mozz

    Mozz

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    Me too. First time I discovered she does, I felt the exact same feeling when I knew santa didn't exist. So I wept for two weeks, asked for divorce , left all my belongings and then applied to a monastery, where I am now spending the rest of my life.
    wait what? women fart?
     
    HannaTheCrusader

    HannaTheCrusader

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    Any political connotation for that name? :p

    ALSO!! Did u install barbed wire on your fence???

    Loooool :D

    all houses have barbed wire, sad, but thats how things are where we live :(
     
    HannaTheCrusader

    HannaTheCrusader

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    Any political connotation for that name? :p

    ALSO!! Did u install barbed wire on your fence???

    Loooool :D

    yeah, cause that terrier was biting everybody, reminded me of saad than

    am thinking of re branding him with the name berri, but find it hard, no dog can be as backstabbing as that bastard..so i guess he is stuck with poor saad
     
    AtheistForYeezus

    AtheistForYeezus

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    No, I wouldn't, despite the fact that mine tend to be really quiet and odorless.

    Do you guys have a saxophone down there?
     
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