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Would you fart in front of your partner/spouse?

Would you fart in front of your partner/spouse?

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Indie

Legendary Member
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It's only natural to act differently on a first date and a few years down the line.
Unfortunately, we are programmed to hold stupidly high standards that are not conceivable.

That's why certain women would only go out with make-up on, their hair done and wearing their best outfits during the first few weeks/months of a relationship.
But after a few months, they would go out wearing a t-shirt, or baggy jeans and pass off on the makeup a few times.

If your partner can't accept that, i.e: you as a human being in your natural and normal state, then there's something seriously wrong.
It means your partner is with a newly built image of you, and not the real you...because the real you was not born with make-up on or wearing high heels

I have no issues with not wearing makeup or heels. That's different.

I can even overlook it if some body function gets activated by accident once in a while.

But someone who doesn't even attempt to be discreet with them and subjects you to his disgusting habits all day long is a slob and a turn off.
 

Mighty Goat

Legendary Member
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I am certain everyone farts in their sleep in the same bed where one and partner are sleeping. So I think the issue at hand is can one make the choice to fart while they are awake. I guess maybe it is appropriate not to fart at the dinner table, otherwise what is the issue at hand!
 

Iron Maiden

Paragon of Bacon
Orange Room Supporter
Why do most women in the movies cover up their bust with the bed sheets, after a love scene? I mean they've just had sex. What's with the sudden sense of modesty?

They never do it in porn if it bothers u that much :D

Quinoa is one of the grains that are not likely to contribute to contribute to bloating.

Lean proteins, yogurt, rice, berries, tomatoes, and letuce are some of the best non-gassy foods.

Worst offenders: beans, brocoli, cauliflower cheese, gum, candy, soda...

Hayda kil shi bi faqarit "the art of the fart" lal yom.

Man it must a sad day in non gassy land if u cant have cheese or beans or soda or the goddamn broccolli.. what kind of world are we building here..
 

JustLeb

Legendary Member
Orange Room Supporter
Is that a bad thing ? :angel:

Lets just say that I am trying to give more life to the lighter part of the forum :)


Or is it a desperation of anything useful/interesting/optimistic in the lebanese politics ??? :D :D

I won't disappoint you though, like anyone else I guess I was attentive in the first days of marriage then I found that is too hard to retain myself looool
Luckily my wife was supportive, she never complained even when Stalin Organ enters the battle :D :D

 
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Se3a

Legendary Member
Orange Room Supporter
i wouldnt even use demaquillan in front of my partner , i would esta2zin go bathroom , LOL , if im sick i would rent for him an hotel just to pass my bad days hayda if not having many houses ,
 

Habibibi

New Member
Men get more of a pass then women... as a man i would say its ok once in a while.... for a women i would say never... unless it was an accident or if she was sick or something... bit to just blow one for no reason is a big no no in my world. Kind of embarrassing that we are even talking about this really...
 

Se3a

Legendary Member
Orange Room Supporter
well you cant live 30 years with a person without never getting comfortable
thats why after dating me deghre byetjwazo for sure ghayre , most of the times , ana beb3atlo yeha :p bkoun testig him if he cheat me , byou2a3 be fek ra2ebto houe ou yeha
 

Libnene Qu7

Super Ultra Senior Member
Orange Room Supporter
My poor wife, sometimes when she hears me fart she thinks I called her or something. I lost count of how many times I'd let one rip and then get a response from her, "Na3m habibi? Shou ilt?"
 

JeanH

Well-Known Member
Orange Room Supporter
My poor wife, sometimes when she hears me fart she thinks I called her or something. I lost count of how many times I'd let one rip and then get a response from her, "Na3m habibi? Shou ilt?"
man that means your voice doesnt sound like a fart
 
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