Would you fart in front of your partner/spouse?

Would you fart in front of your partner/spouse?

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Indie

Indie

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It's only natural to act differently on a first date and a few years down the line.
Unfortunately, we are programmed to hold stupidly high standards that are not conceivable.

That's why certain women would only go out with make-up on, their hair done and wearing their best outfits during the first few weeks/months of a relationship.
But after a few months, they would go out wearing a t-shirt, or baggy jeans and pass off on the makeup a few times.

If your partner can't accept that, i.e: you as a human being in your natural and normal state, then there's something seriously wrong.
It means your partner is with a newly built image of you, and not the real you...because the real you was not born with make-up on or wearing high heels
I have no issues with not wearing makeup or heels. That's different.

I can even overlook it if some body function gets activated by accident once in a while.

But someone who doesn't even attempt to be discreet with them and subjects you to his disgusting habits all day long is a slob and a turn off.
 
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  • Big Brother

    Big Brother

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    Sorry for the stink. Just saying.
     
    Mighty Goat

    Mighty Goat

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    I am certain everyone farts in their sleep in the same bed where one and partner are sleeping. So I think the issue at hand is can one make the choice to fart while they are awake. I guess maybe it is appropriate not to fart at the dinner table, otherwise what is the issue at hand!
     
    Iron Maiden

    Iron Maiden

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    Why do most women in the movies cover up their bust with the bed sheets, after a love scene? I mean they've just had sex. What's with the sudden sense of modesty?
    They never do it in porn if it bothers u that much :D

    Quinoa is one of the grains that are not likely to contribute to contribute to bloating.

    Lean proteins, yogurt, rice, berries, tomatoes, and letuce are some of the best non-gassy foods.

    Worst offenders: beans, brocoli, cauliflower cheese, gum, candy, soda...

    Hayda kil shi bi faqarit "the art of the fart" lal yom.
    Man it must a sad day in non gassy land if u cant have cheese or beans or soda or the goddamn broccolli.. what kind of world are we building here..
     
    JustLeb

    JustLeb

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    Is that a bad thing ? :angel:

    Lets just say that I am trying to give more life to the lighter part of the forum :)

    Or is it a desperation of anything useful/interesting/optimistic in the lebanese politics ??? :D :D

    I won't disappoint you though, like anyone else I guess I was attentive in the first days of marriage then I found that is too hard to retain myself looool
    Luckily my wife was supportive, she never complained even when Stalin Organ enters the battle :D :D

     
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    Omeros

    Omeros

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    i wouldnt even use demaquillan in front of my partner , i would esta2zin go bathroom , LOL , if im sick i would rent for him an hotel just to pass my bad days hayda if not having many houses ,
     
    Big Brother

    Big Brother

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    I am certain everyone farts in their sleep in the same bed where one and partner are sleeping. So I think the issue at hand is can one make the choice to fart while they are awake. I guess maybe it is appropriate not to fart at the dinner table, otherwise what is the issue at hand!
    Fiance farted next to me once, while asleep. Startled me.
     
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    Habibibi

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    Men get more of a pass then women... as a man i would say its ok once in a while.... for a women i would say never... unless it was an accident or if she was sick or something... bit to just blow one for no reason is a big no no in my world. Kind of embarrassing that we are even talking about this really...
     
    Omeros

    Omeros

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    well you cant live 30 years with a person without never getting comfortable
    thats why after dating me deghre byetjwazo for sure ghayre , most of the times , ana beb3atlo yeha :p bkoun testig him if he cheat me , byou2a3 be fek ra2ebto houe ou yeha
     
    Libnene Qu7

    Libnene Qu7

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    My poor wife, sometimes when she hears me fart she thinks I called her or something. I lost count of how many times I'd let one rip and then get a response from her, "Na3m habibi? Shou ilt?"
     
    JeanH

    JeanH

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    My poor wife, sometimes when she hears me fart she thinks I called her or something. I lost count of how many times I'd let one rip and then get a response from her, "Na3m habibi? Shou ilt?"
    man that means your voice doesnt sound like a fart
     
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